A pun is a joke that makes a play on words. A pun makes use of words that have more than one meaning, or words that sound similar but have different meanings, to humorous effect. The rhetorical term for punning is paronomasia, which literally means "to call a different name."

Finland have just closed their borders.

No one will be crossing the Finnish line.

Due to the quarantine, we’ll only be telling inside jokes.

The grocery stores in France look like a tornado hit them.  

All that’s left is de brie.

So many corona jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.

Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people.

There will be a baby boom in nine months. 

And then in 2023, we shall see the rise of the quaranteens. 

The World health Organisation has announced that dogs cannot contact Covid-19;

Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.

To be clear, WHO let out the dogs.

I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it. 

I ran out of toilet paper, and had to use old newspapers.

Times are rough.

What do you call panic buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?

The wurst case scenario.

But wait  -  there’s more!

• Santa Claus' helpers are known as subordinate Clauses.
• She had a photographic memory but never developed it.
• The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.
• I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
• The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense.
• A chicken farmer's favourite car is a coupe.
• What do you call a person rabid with wordplay? An energizer punny.
• I've been to the dentist many times so I know the drill.
• What did one plant say to another? What's stomata?
• The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
• A chicken crossing the road is truly poultry in motion.
• The politician is not one for Indian food. But he's good at currying favours.
• How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
• A boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.
• When a woman returns new clothing, that's post-traumatic dress syndrome.
• After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.
• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!
• Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.
• Guerrilla warfare is more than just throwing a banana.
• The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job. He could not free himself from his cel.
• I thought Santa was going to be late, but he arrived in the Nick of time.
• Every calendar's days are numbered.
• A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
• No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
• A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
• If you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed.
• A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
• I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
• Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
• Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.