They're corny and seldom improve with the telling, but Christmas lunch wouldn't be complete without the chorus of groans that corny cracker jokes always provoke. Here are a few of our favourite all-time classics....
 
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? 
Claustrophobia!
 
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? 
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
 
 Knock, knock Who's there? 
Arthur 
Arthur who?  
Arthur any mince pies left?
 
How do you know if Santa's been in your garden? 
You've got three extra hoes.
 
What’s a dog’s favourite carol?
Bark, the herald angels sing.
 
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
 
What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack.
 
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
 
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps
 
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose
 
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas Eve"
 
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker!
 
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?
One day my prints will come.
 
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no body to go with.